dinovelvet:

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cynicaesura:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

correlatedcontents:

i grew up in a small rural town where there was one dentist, which i went to from around age 5 whenever my parents had the right insurance/money/time to get me there. anyway when i’m like 20 or so i started having minor issues with my wisdom teeth coming in, but not so severe that this place can’t extract them.

so i go in for that and i’m sitting there in the chair and the assistant comes in looking at some paperwork and says “so you’ve been coming here for a while right?” and i am like “oh yeah since i was a little kid” and she replies “yeah, i thought so, there’s one note on your file and it’s ‘patient likes dinosaurs and bugs’”

And do you still like dinosaurs and bugs?

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Good news, everyone

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batmansprostate:

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theotherwesley:

theotherwesley:

The veil is thick here….. I sense fuck all

*shakily placing my hand on the side of a costco* the spirits here are normal

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juney-blues:

why is it called a “stick” of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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bookwyrminspiration:

bookwyrminspiration:

I can behave normally around books

I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations

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jame7t:

eggblackoutpoetry:

jame7t:

i need to do my final project for class today but all i can think about is becoming a wild boar and having a beautiful pig journey

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and look what bounties my pig journey has rewarded me with

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funstyle:

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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so-many-ocs:

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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drsweety303-deactivated20240202:

Whats that thing..Pikmin..? Can I say that If Im a straight girl even, with hourglass figure and hair down to my ass, not to mention thick eyelashes that fan out and frame my innocent doe eyes?

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b00bologist:

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

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zoethesportsblog:

about to go left side mode (rolling over on my left side in bed)

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bloodied-dagger:

d4rkerthanbl4ck-deactivated2025:

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This will never not be funny to me.

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bathroomcube:

do you think whoever first did cave paintings was like “omg this is soooooo bad lol… noo dont look…… im sooooo bad at thisss…”

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